The BHB blogger.
The BHB Blogger.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Floor The Love Pictures!

wooh i found some pictures. didn't know these shots were taking while i was competing. though their not very glamarous. at least they bring memories. and it was a great experience!





oh thats justin btw. my partner. picture of us doing a tag.


just remembered i have not even touched or seen my homework. i promised myself i would do it during December, and i hope i would do them!!! and theres dance tml. If only i was able to make all sissy moves look manly. damn . how great that would be ~

*hums under my umbrella ela ela eheheh*

oh which reminds me of the stupid spoof .


funny crap. i rate it nc16 though. small boys/girls don't watch it.


Wednesday, November 26, 2008
blogging now.

first of all. LMAO AT THE VIDEO AT Wei Hao's blog. do take a look. An example to what happens when an auntie's mouth too big. and a 30 year old women looks cheena and wears a mini skirt. total pwnage!

anyway. i haven't been blogging these days cuz i don't got the time lahh my god. and i havent gotten the pictures from sarah (yeo) . but i won't explain the things in details. but just understand that kayaking and then playing basketball in the rain, and then playing indoor soccer at people's chalet. is damn tiring.

And me and wei hao are damn pro at finding ulu ulu places in bugis . Shall update more when i'm not so tired. and when i get the pictures.

ps. i love dancing with umbrellas O_O even though its DAMN GAY. z0mgs


*picture update*

not in any form of order.

KFC. look at jia (and also look at my hair, im loving it even more)

playing twisto. however we just started and everyone's slacking(one of the more glamarous pictures when playing twisto)
bus ride back!

group shot with the instructor who eerily resembles mr Hazmi

group shot.

can't believe sarah took a this picture! haha. i was fooling around. but <3 my paddle :O

here is a list of things i wanted to say while doing this..
SHINNKUU ADUKEN!
DIE MR HAZMI DIE!
or maybe just.
gay.

my solo kayak. its damn easy to get on this thing when it capsizes! cuz its like a sit-on-top instead of a cockpit!
testing our PFD(personal floatation device) aka life vest/jacket/ugly orange jacket

p.s.s. we did some activities where we formed a raft with our kayaks. but i don't have the pictures! DAMN (;
Tag replies :
Jonas! : yeah i thought of her writing this... JUST KIDDING :O
Sarah Yeo : lol hi! (; faster peekchers peekchas!!
jie jie : where got lah :O i where got sooo baaad :o
Pearlyn : Blog le Blog le! haiyo! hehehs (; not strong la . i so skinny -_-


Monday, November 24, 2008
weirt dreams

since i just got dc-ded from a game ( cuz i tried custom kicking when im not the host. back fired lmao ) . and that i got like time before i go for dance practice, i shall do a short post.

recently have been nothing but dota dota dota. cept for sunday. Recitle practice was great. learnt some dope Hip Hop and New Style moves. its crazy. i still can't really get the few. but i'll practice..

but thats not the thing i wanna talk about. i've been having crazy dreams these days. featuring people i know. and its like a different person every night. And theres even a story line. And one dream i could rmb how smart i was. making the door seemed lock when i only twisted the handle ( cuz the lock is some Minus shape thingy, so i twist it, it would become verticle, hence it looked "locked" ) anyhoo.. i can't make sense of these dreams lol. and NO they don't contain sex. or did they? wait i don't know.. SHIT !

anyway in one of the dreams i was told this nonsense about how people who dress like sluts to get attention, even though they succeed the attention that they recieve mostly come from perverts. something like that.

but doesn't really matter to me as long as its not my wife. if you're looking for a decent man. do note that his looking for a decent woman :O

but if you want to have a fling. feel free to wear a table cloth. no ones stopping you


Wednesday, November 19, 2008

IQ Test
Free-IQTest.net - IQ Test


lmao. saw alot of ppl have this on their blogs showing off how their IQs are 140 or something. well im 152. boohooo :O yay me. im a genius or something lmao.
and that there was some chart showing that..

Intelligence Interval Cognitive Designation
40 - 54 Severely challenged (Less than 1% of test takers)
55 - 69 Challenged (2.3% of test takers)
70 - 84 Below average
85 - 114 Average (68% of test takers)
115 - 129 Above average
130 - 144 Gifted (2.3% of test takers)
145 - 159 Genius (Less than 1% of test takers)
160 - 175 Extraordinary genius


i really think the test is inaccurate lah. cannot be 152 de lah. where got lidat one. if lidat it would be rainning cats and dogs le.. siann..
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FRICKING 175 instead lah please. fools..

jk. yeah i don't think im smart. because before this i have taken a 40 question IQ test. but i ran out of patience and anyhow complete it. ended up with like 127 or something. 152. fake lah -_- maybe i started to see the pattern after a while. maybe they need to generate better questions.


ANYHOO.. moving on. Today went to KBOX!! w00ts . not woots because we went there. but w00Ts cuz we got the VIP ROOM! ahahaha! owned. it was meant for 70 ppl . but i think the cashier saw that since wei hao was such a good looking butch, that hj and Priscilla made such a good lesbian couple. and concluded i was gay. they let us have it! (actually is no more room lah. but HUSH)

its BIG. i tell you. HUGE. and i was acting cool with the popping cap and bandana. very cool leh. wait ah i show you pictures :D

Acting cool.

this is what you see when you enter the room. HUGE RIGHT I TOLD YOU!


the group! pris, hj, me, wh


another picture of the room.

dint take much photos though. cuz we were chionging singing. haha started off with Nan yong ! ended with like some angela zhang/chang/whatever song.

and i lost the joystick of my phone on the bus -.- stupid itchy hands. FOOL. now need use pen to poke. nvm feels like using palm top! Lol




Tuesday, November 18, 2008
stupid work sickness

im beginning to talk like some old china bastard. repeating each of my sentences. ending my sentences with i think. (but at least its not also). then i'll be a china bastard instead talking like one. cuz they just sound like "the tree has leaves and bark also" instead of " the tree has leaves and also bark" but i say " the tree has leaves and also bark. i think" which sounds gayy

I used to laugh at people repeating their setences(the korea tour guide. and some promoters) and realise i start doing that too -.- i guess sometimes we just have drag some time to let our thoughts flow before we can continue. its not our fault!

Anyway, sales today was way better then yesterday(its the last day what you expect) people attempt to grab last minute prices. and we still sell the same and tell them its the last minute price(; tsktsk.

Working these few days have thought me a lot. It gaved me a better understanding of the business and marketing world. And some shallow glimpse of how dirty people get in the business world. Pushing the blame on orders. Trying to get other people to do their dirty jobs so they can keep their hands clean(may you bastards rot in hell).

ps. we guys don't like staring at other guys that we know, but are not very familiar with play badminton and sweat. Neither do most girls i think. (there i go again)


Monday, November 17, 2008
Annoymous

blog song .. was supposed to be dedicated to certain people. budden now. no need le. LOL cuz i know their names. its so good if you get more than one chance to see a person. In the future, its only a one chance thing and 4minutes is all you've got!

anyway. bloody coffee girls all so old and look so young. wth and i so young look so old. i thought i was older then them and they thought the same too. but we have an age gap of 3 years wtf!

and they live so far far far away. so from now on. note. do not judge a book by its cover is always right. and never assume people from work live near you. because they live at least a one hour bus ride away.

anyway tml is my last day!!! w00ts. budden everyone else are overseas -.- either in korea/hong kong/japan. and a certain person is going malaysia also. nobody pei me. only got tian + wei hao and donnervan who doesnt seem to exsist during the holidays. (stupid all rounder noob)

so this is what it means to take a look at the ocean filled with bigger fishes. how not to sacrifice a whole forest for one tree.


Saturday, November 15, 2008
workworkworkworkworkwork

day 2. but today was dammmnn rush morning had SLY . then i had to leave halfway for FTL . i know. very similar names. yet so different. SLY ( student learning festival ) FTL ( floor the love ).
not a very disappointing day though. got passed the prelims and won one round into the top 8! budden . haiya. not really counted lah. we had our first rounds easy. whereas people like martin and wei long had harder opponents. but it was still fun! (;

also here are the Top 5 ways i have learnt from people to avoid promoters ! and we shall count it down backwards shall we?
number 5 - these people are slightly friendly. they smile and say its okay
number 4 - pretends not to hear you and continues eating their chin chow/beef steak depending on what they have in hand
number 3 - totally ignores you as if you're not there.
number 2 - says they use the product before and it doesnt work even when they haven't taken a single look at the DAMNED LABELS!
and last but not least. our champion people-who-avoid-promoters ... areee
people who says "bu yong xie xie" ( no need thank you. ) and dont even look at you. the way i hear it is.. "bu yong, wo ye bu yong ni jiang xie xie" ( dont want. and dont need you to say thanks)

and thats all. other then the girl who gives me a full cup of coffee whenever i go there. haha. makes my boring day much more.. not enjoyable. but .. refreshing i guess. cuz got KOPI. with CAFFINE. and its BROWN and i cannot think of anything else that describes coffee.. ok.. maybe it smells good.. and its hot.. and it burns your tounge at times.. and its brown.. did i mention that it contains caffine? .... and and and

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Friday, November 14, 2008
workaholic

just kidding. work sucked today. cause sales was lowww too damn low T_T my moonnaeee.. crapp
and sometimes. when you carry a pamphlet people walk pass you as if there is a 2 metre invisible force field around you and also that you're ignroed.

its those people who smile politely and say no thank you to make me able to continue working there. because its not easy facing old people and only people. cuz the blardy boofed shifted place. but nvm! im having a new collegue tml ! and i've made a new friend already. i think his name was hao kiat. w00t i rmbed. hope he doesnt get fired in the morning tml. seems like a nice guy. not ah bengish. w00ts. and he shall be someone at least of 20 years of age gap! at last! his 16 btw. and the boss's eldest daughter is 15... Lol.. and a younger daughter whom i forgot how she look like. but i think shes in hong kong with her skuul.

then the blardy orange juice people. from so far also come ka jiao boss to buy expensive orange juice. 2 dollars for sour stuffs + ice! and 3 bucks if you dont want no ice! Z0MG STOP SCAMMING ME PEOPLE. ;o i'd rather take the free coffee opposite my stall. the coffee girl always give me big big cup one. haha and i think when she promote coffee very cute. Must be cause of her bracers. haha. budden i think she taken lah. after work straight away call people. SIAN :O

bleahs. work first. work first. fun later.


Thursday, November 13, 2008
for once. i'm getting sick of food.

Few weeks before i was starving myself for some cash. which was when i was crazy for food. i mean. who can eat before you leave house. and still have 2 bowls of taiwanese beef balls noodle, one at a food court and another bowl at a restaurant? but now. 3 breads and im full. might be because of the humongous ulcer i have growing.

knowing that. recently went for another some alucard buffet with my sister and her boyfriend. oh and my parents. the place.. i guess isn't really worth introducing unless you're frigging hungry. $38++/adult . its like free flow of ordering and gives one bowl of shark fin. but there are some maximums. the oysters. although are HUGE i mean it. the size of your fists! and fresh! only limited to 10. aww so sad. who cares. i dont eat them. although i almost did. Then i ate another frickin prawn. this one was larger. With chili the taste is just covered. however. it still sucks

speaking of prawns...

WILL PRAWN LOVERS STOP HARRASSING ME TO TRY A PRAWN. BIG/SMALL . SUCKS. i already did try. i tried the big and the small. only if you're paying me good dollar alright.

other than the free flow of SASHIMI (shiok ah) but sian only ate 2 plates. but i guess it is still A LOT. and the mango pudding. ate like 5 bowls of that.

i don't think anything much is gonna happen the next few days cause im gonna start work.. or not. god knows what happens when i went to work the last time. gahh won't be that lucky . or sway. and then theres also open house which i dont think i can fricking make it! MY GOD THAT MEANS CANNOT PULL MALE JUNIORS. zomgs -.- cuz of stupid Floor The Love. 2on2 popping competition. do come and support!

and tian came to me and like. liu jing you damn popular. my friend asked "you know liu jing?" then the guy wants to learn popping from you. just want to say that. i would be willing to teach. however i really aint that good. and it shall be proven on sunday. speaking of learning popping. That day sessioning at my condo. some girl came and asked to learn from me and justin. but crap we were running late and forgot to leave our numbers ! :( its okay. fate will decide everything.

sigh compeition's on saturday. have to miss work. and saturday .. my god all the commission!!! NOOO SHIT LAAAAAAA... this better be worth it!!

cuz i still owe catherine 10 bucks for the challet. hmm.. maybe if they don't read this and i dont tell them they will forget . mwahahahahaha... ;o

ohhohh and lai li(sister's boyfriend) was like liu jing we bring go thai club. not to learn bad things okay. its to understand the thai culture. ;o

5 random facts of the day
1 - jonas is going clubbing later. to freestyle .... then grind girls. (you bastard :O)
2 - If one were to sneeze when someone misses them. liu jing is gonna sneeze the whole day.
3 - bhbing is healthy
4 - liu jing is bhb
5 - bhb = bloody hot/handsome boy/bastard


Sunday, November 9, 2008
Funk is in my blood

just got home dead tired. and decided to check some stuffs before i sleep. and Justin just told me what i missed today. FUCK IT! walan eh. i was having the feeling the whole day to go lahh. then last minute change of plan. end up eating some expensive dinner. 30 dollars FTW.

_|_ you seoul garden china workers. say 25 then got error. should have just left the place if it wasn't for the sake of ooh jing and derrick's face. and FUCK i won't be able to make it next week. i dont even care if i get fired from my job anymore. i want to fucking dance. and i fucking mean it.

plus floor the love is next week. screwed. one last session with justin. but maybe i'll improve a little more when i finally get to see jonas again.

i miss jonas. And theres also someone i miss quite alot. but i have got to give myself a chance. because i've given us too many tries.


last two months of my secondary 3 life. and last 4 months of being 15. lets make it worth while. though its not like im gonna be 18. but every year should be made memorable. *prays hard*


Friday, November 7, 2008
you just have to believe.

just wanna bitch about a few things before i leave my house. don't think my fingers would have the energy to type anything else by the time i come back. PLUS we were playing 3 hours of basketball straight. And i'm starting to get my appetite back. woohoo! must be because of the extra money in my pocket. Oh and the free food of cause (; took yun qi's share of wushu's free food. and also miss zubaida treated her FAVOURITE class pizza the day before! ( yes she is very baiiiyussss) just kidding. we did good for our end of year paper okay.

wait didnt i say i was about to bitch about something? don't remember anything. lOl.

ohyes. and i feel guys use too much vulgarities in their vocabulary. too often that it doesn't have the punch anymore.

a guy can say .... *do close your eyes if you're under 15*
"knnccbpukimapalabutofuck."
and a girl only has to say "Go to hell" which gives equal or sometimes even more punch to it depending on the tone..

another example would probably be "may you rot in hell, and .. *really stop reading if you dont want to get offended. im just stating an example* when your family would burn in a fire, your sister go out kenna rape your brother go out kenna hoot"

Girl : " fuck you"

its that easy. maybe guys should stop using so much profound vulgarities and learn some chim chim way to insult a person. that way we can save the saliva when we're mad.


*ends abruptly*

*edit update*
just got home from crashing wushu's camp. ouwie. didn't really crash much haha. but ivan sure did. it was like he was one of them when i got there. but i just played half naked basketball in the dark where no one would see me. where yun qi and samantha would ask who the hell am i.
my reply? "you just need to know i'm handsome" (read the blog title before you complain)

anyway basketball at night is fun. you FEEL the ball boucing around you. and feel the rim. which is great cuz i dont have to look up. cuz i looks the same everywhere, BLACK.

then went to 209 to play basketball with the wushu people . did i mention wei hao crashed the camp as well? oops. anyway got to better terms with jane now ( i think) at least we're not so hostile anymore.


Thursday, November 6, 2008
dangg

my psp is now like a 4gig mp3 with a tennis game. thats all it is. since i have deleted practically the rest of the games. and also i no longer have an ipod. Good Bye DjMax. I dont need you anymore. if want to hit some beats. i can hit the parkay floor.

shall wreck my brains during the weekends trying to mix a song for the open house performance ( i really hope i get some MALE juniors ) and at the same time try to stuff my new 10 gig collection of song, music, and beats into like 3.4 gig.

dang. if only mp3s came with the memories of hard disks. or like they can make some mp3 play msuic from hard disk. that would be awesome. 120 gig of gayshit. maybe play some videos. which i was just given 20gig worth of. damnit. lol.

hope i would be able to go clubbing soon. even if i would. i would just save the draft for 2 years . before i'll be able to repost. teehee. not really come FEBRUARY FOURTH thats. 4/2 or feb 4th or 4th february. 2009 two thousand and nine. i would be 16 and would be entitled to so much more new priviledges. bwahaha. but still. the thing that age restricts me the most now is only driving! roar. i shall try a truck and ram everything in my way if i fail to get my liscense. IM SERIOUS... i think


oh then theres also this unbeliveable liar. want to bhb then must use ppl name defend them one.
BHB people should just learn to be proud of it. and be as proud of it. I shall be the first to stand up for us people. and i've already got some recruits :O dear zhi wei is offlined now. so bohoo . and pamela has to change it to the bhb instead of the best. (oh and if you read carefully at the enlarged picture. yes im talking to a emo emo saddist.. boohoo)


i see potential bhb ppl like xiang hao and tian hoe too :O
and my comp is finally up now. this means more peekchas


OH please note. tickets are on sale.

O school recitle. 8th december 2008
$15 or $20 on actually day.
grab your tickets today.
more info on. www.oschool.com.sg

come and support :O


Wednesday, November 5, 2008
there isnt a need for a title.

case closed ( FINALLY ! )

ps. your last attempt to spite me? was weak.
so i should leave my comments to myself.

wanted to vent out my anger when i got home? but. there aint any.


Monday, November 3, 2008
i just wanna jump

i so miss the days being naive and just wanting to have fun. Not like the current so stressed-up me. Caring too much about morals. making my life so miserable.

thats why i'm playing maple story >:O
but also the fact that i find myself too stressed up.
so many things out there that i wish to do.