Sunday, September 7, 2008
chapter two.
i need someone to steal my heart..
i hereby challenge every single person (when i say person i mean female )
to try and make me head over heels over them.
criteria are that the girl must have
-curves of the road going up gentin
-locious lips of angelina jolie
-face of jessica alba
-the legs of mariah carey
-and of cause. i really am dreaming. (but one can fantasize can't he?)
of cuz there would be have to be a reward right?
its attractive as hell i tell you! a autographed photo of me! OMFG !!! *YES* i know! ;o
whoever wins my heart shall get to date me. then of cuz see where we go from there. =o
auditions starts from tml onwards. feel free to msg me just leave your name age and measurements( :O ) at. 1800-somehotdude
i know its not funny. but its the least i could do to cheer myself up. shouldn't have left my friends out of this. anyway most of them didn't like the idea. she even warned me. but i persisted. sigh. whenever im feeling down. i'm looking at the only phone number that i have memorised ever since after i got my handphone. its pathetic. please someone save me from this madness. another sleepless night?well at least i have the following events to look forward to.
-www tml! (hope i don't get sunburn again. lets hope something fun happens there)
-o school recitel. practice starts next sunday!
-some unplanned events
-the day i'll be able to backflip!
-more random events
-perhaps i should get a jobbb ( you really meet lots of interesting people there )
its not dramatic. but i would die happy if everything ended at 12.40am todayand i always have this feeling.. it feels bad.. bad for the stomach. its called hungry. and its damn hard to please. and it always comes with two hours interval when im extremely active. and about four to five when i feel famished.
this is funny shit right here!
If You Love Something Variations
THE ORIGINAL VERSION:
If you love something,
Set it free...
If it comes back, it's yours,
If it doesn't, it never was yours....
THE PESSIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
THE IMPATIENT VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time limit,
forget her.
THE PATIENT VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...
THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat
THE LAWYER'S VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
THE BILL GATES VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.
THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
If you love somebody
don't ever set her free.
THE MBA VERSION: If you love somebody
set her free...
instantaneously...
and look for others simultaneously.
THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
THE MARKETING VERSION:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
loved the suspicion, the lawyer and the physchologist versions!